Monty Harper Songbook

Gimme Vegetables - song lyric

I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I consume more legumes than you've ever seen!

Chorus:
Give me vegetables!
Give me vegetables today!
Don't gunk me up with junk!
Give me vegetables now or get out of my way!

I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
Any crunchy kind of cabbage is the kind I devour!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...

I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
If your roots turn up missing, I've been in your 'frigerator!

Repeat Chorus

I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
Leave a veggie on the table; I will make it disappear!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...

I'm a lean, mean, green-bean-eating machine.
I'm a muscle-bound tower of cauliflower power.
I'm a two ton, tongue-twisting, turnip terminator.
I'm a vegetable magician. My ambition is clear.
Give me vegetables now; I will make them disappear!

Down down down down down down
down that little red lane...

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This song is featured in the March 2007 episode of the Kids Music Planet Podcast.

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Hey Monty,
This is my first post and I can't wait to learn this song. Perfect for Boulder County where the school district has a new healthy lunch czar (not the true job title, but close).
Sue

Hi Sue,

Thanks for posting! I will upload the song here for you, so you can learn it if you want.


You found a free MP3 download!

Thanks Monty.
Great songbook.