Monty Harper Songbook

I'm Not Bald - song lyric

I got no hairs upon my head
but that don't mean I'm bald.
All's it means is the dadgum things
don't come when they is called.

I guess they could of left for good
but it still don't mean I'm bald.
A man who's parted with the hair that he started with
is what I druther be called.

Call me "Chrome Dome" call me "Slap Top"
call me a bowling ball.
But as a rule, unless your cruel,
you shouldn't call me bald.

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